Hello, it's me. I have not made an entry for a while but I'm back. I had to come on and talk about strange things people complain about. I remember growing up one of the biggest arguments around my parents house was not over money. It was about the toilet seat not being put down for the female members of the family. I don't know why women get so upset over this. They are perfectly capable of putting the seat down themselves. If they are afraid of falling in the bowl in the dark then do the smart thing and turn the light on or look behind you before you sit down. It is amazing the number of woman that cannot figure this simple thing out. Luckily my wife is smart enough to put the lid down her self. She does not need me to do it for her. I wonder if these same women who want their husbands to put the seat down for them also want them to wipe their butts for them too. Another thing that gets me is the people who complain about the toilet paper being on the roll the wrong direction. Again another big argument around our house while growing up. I used to tell my mother that if she was that obsessed over the direction of the toilet paper roll she had some major mental issues that needed checked out right away. She finally stopped complaining about that one thank your favorite divine being. I could also never understand why my mom would complain about the way we squeezed the tooth paste tube and about the direction in which we brushed our teeth. She would also have a fit if your glass of orange juice was too tall. And would throw a fit if you told her how stupid that was. I will say my mom was always very entertaining. Something else that I find to be very interesting is for example I find a light that my wife has left on. I simply turn it off and forget about it. My wife finds a light that I left on she proceeds to give me a twenty minute power point presentation on how much our electric bill is going to go up. Complete with charts and graphs. When it would be so much easier to do what I do and just turn the light off. Something else wives do and I'm sure it comes with the mothering instinct is to give really strange advice. For example it could be snowing and ice forming on the ground and my wife will tell me to be careful it could be icy. Now I'm thirty six years old. If I can't figure out that it is going to be icy when I look outside and see the snow and ice your telling me about it is not going to help me figure it out. I also recall my wife upon seeing a bunch of folded cloths on the bed asking me if I had put them away. I had to ask her if she needed new glasses. My mom did something similar. She asked me if the dishwasher had been emptied while she was standing in front of it with steam pouring out of it while the dishes were drying. I said if she could not figure out if the dishes were still in the dishwasher she had some real problems that needed some immediate mental health attention. In both cases I knew what they meant but it was how they said it that made me question their sanity. It just strikes me as amusing the things that cause the biggest arguments around the house are over very absurd things.